We're going down. Repeat. We are going down.
I am a Star Wars fan. This game is not what I expected. I did not like it. It brings shame to the Star Wars franchise; the story is so wacky that in no way could be canon to the Star Wars Universe. BIG disappointment.
Starkiller, Vader's lil' bitch, Sith in training, secret from the Emperor. You kill Jedi and then turn on your master.
The gameplay is the typical lightsaber swinging, doesn't cut soft butter affair. Come'on fuckers, this is a lightsaber! Brilliant weapon of death and grace. Do you have any idea how hard it is to not cutburn yourself with one of these? Hack n' slash your way though the levels, fucking designers even recycled the same levels...way to go! Dumb..., fucking Star Wars Universe, how many planets are in this galaxy far, far away? Oh! then they decided we are going to add some new stormtroopers to the mix, jet pack using, evolved?, and some fucking robot things 14ft tall called Purge Troopers. GAAH! WTF! Oh, and some force using, lightspear wielding troopers, but they ain't jedi or sith, noooooo thems Stormtrooper hybrids...????
Taking down AT-STs, some force using AT and TIE fighters with your all powerful jedi/sith user was frustrating and stupid. Though did enjoy the one shining moment in my book was fighting real characters from the Trilogies. SPOILER Darth Maul and Darth Vader. Rancors were cool too. Otherwise it was a sordid mess of unknown NPCs.
The Rating System
1 Inu - This Inu is bad. It eats baby birds out of trees, craps in you shoes, and scares any potential female friends away with its ferocious demeanor.
2 Inu's - This Inu has been taken to obidience training, but failed. The dog tried hard, but just never got any of the tricks right.
3 Inu's - An average loveable Inu, sure its not gonna win any awards, but it is a faithful companion
4 Inu's - This Inu is special, he knows all of his tricks, everyone loves him, and he sits by your side every time you come back from the bar... alone.
5 Inu's - This is Inu is legendary. He is a dog among puppies. One day there will be movies made about how awesome he is. He gets your beer for you when you get home and never fails to get you atleast 3 phone numbers every time you take him for a walk. Oh and he growls as the fatties approach(unless your into that kind of thing).
This is isn't the game I was looking for...
Right now my 12 inch Darth Maul action figure mint in box in crying about this Bantha Poodoo of a game. Shit, Super Star Wars on the Super Nintendo was better than this slop. Going to give 2 INUs out of 5. I really hope Lucasarts can get their heads out their asses and make a REAL Star Wars game. One hit lightsaber kills..., not that hard, and characters that are canon, not made up for a game. Can't wait to play their second installment of this exciting series...I hear they just magically re-clone Starkiller.>:(
May the force be with you...
I think they already are making a sequel.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I do think the lightspear stormtroopers are canon. At least the anti-Jedi droid equivalent is.
Yeah, it's already out.
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