Dear Steven,

Dear Steven,

I heard that most of the SWS doesn't play Call of Duty anymore, but I see you on all the time. What happened?

Well those bitch ass panty wastes couldn't handle the new awesomeness that is CODAW. Ugghh it's too fast! Ghosts sucked! The maps will probably suck! I don't have the money for it! Bunch of crying, whining babies. F*ck 'em I don't need their asses, sh*t, when we used to play back in the day they would always be screaming out my name like orgasmic cows. SSTTEVVEE! SSTTEEVVEE! Let's get Steve! Just pitiful.

Dear Steven,

SWS, sh*t is that still a thing?

Nope! It's the last bastion of hanger-ons now. F*cking Regenfall just posting his wanky jerk-off prose about games nobody plays but him. Karma is like this b*tch I knew who liked me to just put the tip in, with all his beta updates, f*ck dude they are not even the full game! Ranvier comes here to talk sh*t about sh*t it's all self defeating. RageInu, f*ck this dude is supposed to the leader of these ragtag f*cks but the last I heard he was watching some ass porn and straight up f*cking lost his mind when his VCR started eating the tape right before climax or some sh*t. The rest of the merry band of sh*ts, who the f*ck knows? Why am I posting you ask? I felt sorry for them, it's like a monkey f*cking a football with these ass-clowns. Oh a review! Beta is Cool! Your sh*t sucks! AhhhAhhhAhhhengggNO NO NO NO YOU F*CKING VCR!

See, at least this post classes up the joint.