A New Chapter

My Brothers of the Southwestern Stranglers/Shit We Suck/Skanks With Syphilis!

It is with great pride that I bring to you most wondrous News: a new Chapter has been opened in the Legend of our march towards world domination and Immortality! The chapter begins with two Words - Words of great Power and Fearsomeness - that were bestowed upon our faithful Clan by a Warrior Prophet. Yea, I speak of Ranvier! In the midst of a most bloody Battle, his eyes glowed with the Warrior Spirit of Ares and Athena, and he spake unto us:

ROAST BEEF!

And lo! the Soldiers heard him, and yea did they rejoice and fill their enemies with 5.56 NATO ammunition. And they were victorious. And they went on a 14 match win streak. And during the Final Killcam of each and every one of those matches, they spoke the Words with egregious Energy and Attitude:

HOW YOU LIKE THAT ROAST BEEF?

WATCH THIS ROAST BEEF!

YEAH, YOU SLICE THAT ROAST BEEF!

These Words, my brothers, are our Key to the Gates of Immortality! For we shall speak them, and they whom we fight shall Remember them, and Fear them, and they shall know that they lost to the SWS!

So say we all!

ROAST BEEF!

ROAST BEEF!

ROAST BEEF!