What is your real name and where do you call home?
David "Hair Knucks" Stackhouse. I'm from the North Burbs bitches.........
When you look in the mirror what do you see?
I see the future in my eyes and it doesn't look to good.
What's the craziest thing you've ever done?
Felt human emotions.
What do you regret most in your life?
Not killing myself the first time he put it in me. We slept in the same bed and never did it!!!! And then he came at me with his drunken wrought house whiskey breath and he hands all over me.....and I liked it. I LIKE IT!!!! They're all gonna laugh at you.
Favorite Band/Music?
Lady Gaga, CSS, Muse, Pink, Nina Simone, anything Oldies really..etc. Ohh shit, I almost forgot the sound of my victims weeping as the are washed over with the realization that this is the end.
Dream Car?
A Woody. I'd ride that fucker all day.
What is something you enjoy that most people don't know about?
The thrill of being whored out by a real live Coke addicted pimp. Nothing like a pimp slap from a man with a gold tooth and 12 rings to get the old adrenaline goin'
Favorite television show?
True Blood
Favorite Movie?
Pretty much anything Quentin Tarantino and Wes Anderson
If you were a tree what kind of tree would you be and why?
A weeping willow, cause i'm so EMO!!!
If you could be one super hero who would it be?
Professor Xavier- he can take control of anyone and destroy all that stands in his way.
Favorite Video Game?
Final Fantasy X.
What is your proudest moment?
Besides groping Lady Gaga's boob???? Throwing up on my friend in front of everyone @ Navy Pier on New Year's Eve.
Best Concert you have ever been to?
Besides Lady Gaga??? Seeing a band named Cooper Temple Clause on the first and only time I will ever go to Detroit. I got so fucking lit that I completely forgot that I had never heard this band before and was dancing around the club as though I had. Later I puked and made my friend takes pictures and made a "Process of Puking" diagram.
Where do you want to be in 5 years?
Happily married to Ranvier. We will have a black house in the middle of downtown Chicago. Our child (Regen's 3rd born) will be named Phyllis Up if it is a girl and 4th Floor down if it is a boy.
If you had a pet baboon what would you name it?
The Reality of Things
Why did you join the SWS?
One day I thought, "I have nothing to do, I should play CoD." This was unusual for me to do this so I was concerned, but decided to see where this rabbit hole was going. 3 matches in I hear a voice, not like a man but of something supernatual, not of this world. It said "Ranvier, where does this world begin?" and then there was a response with a voice completely different, yet the same. It said "Regen, you know the answer. Where the sky is filled with the dreams of a thousand gay men. What is that Regen? That figure in the mist that smells of avocadoes and guitar strings." Regen responded "It says that it's name is Psia and that our presence has enchanted it and it cannot begin to see what it's life would be without us." To which Ranvier responded "I think we should allow him into our clan of freedom and grace.", and Regen responded "FUCK YEAH!!!"
What are your Favorite Recreational Consumables?
Billions of X and Y chromosomes.
What is your job when not playing Xbox?
A slave to those that allow the undeserving the ability to SAVE BIG MONEY!!
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Did you see what Erica was wearing on Thursday?!?
Yeah, I know!! Who said that platinum hoop earrings go with vintage British skirts. AM I RIGHT?!?!?!
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