1. What is your real name and where do you call home?
B-rad or Bubba as my peeps back in high school remember me and RageInu still calls me time 2 time.
2. When you look in the mirror what do you see?
An Overweight Fat Man crying on the inside about what has happen to him; otherwise I am pretty fuckin’ jolly.
3. What's the craziest thing you've ever done?
Can’t say, it’s illegal in 42 states.
4. What do you regret most in your life?
Getting my SWS tramp stamp, I was drunk and Ranvier said it’d be a good idea. Not going to college right out of high school.
5. Favorite Band?
Oooooo…this is hard, Pantera, Insane Clown Posse, In Flames, Weird “AL” Yankovic would have to be my top four.
6. Dream Car?
MINI Cooper S, British racing green, Union Jack roof with John Cooper Works package, Varoom Varoom!
7. What is something you enjoy that most people don't know about?
Pushing all of the noise buttons on the cars, trucks, and stuffed animals down the aisles of Toys R Us and walking away.
8. Favorite television show?
Robot Chicken, fascinating show about men who play with dolls and action figures
9. Favorite Movie?
Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope
10. If you were a tree what kind of tree would you be and why?
Oak, big and strong, but my branches break easily.
11. If you could be one super hero who would it be?
Gambit, suave, smooth and makes shit blowup with playing cards…really… with playing cards. Boom Baby!
12. Favorite Video Game?
As a smaller man child, Beat'em ups: Final Fight, Streets of Rage, Pirates of Dark Water, RageInu and I would stay up many a late night to destroy these games. Now anything Bethesda puts out I swing from them nuts; Morrowind, Oblivion, and Fallout 3. Fallout: New Vegas in October bitches!
13. What is your proudest moment?
Knowing that the SWS came up from nothing to become the greatest motherfuckin clan on the Box. We slaved at the bottom of the Rancor pits to rise up and own this.
14. Best Concert you have ever been to?
Blood Hound Gang, Pantera, Morbid Angel, Soulfly, Insane Clown Posse, Weird “AL”, Blink 182, Three Days Grace, Sevendust, Rob Zombie. P.O.D at the Lazerfest was inspiring, started to rain while they sang “Alive,” goosebumps… I’m telling you dude, it was awesome.
15. Where do you want to be in 5 years?
Raising my children, hopefully welcoming in our second, living fat off my lottery winnings. Wut! Wut!
16. If you had a pet baboon what would you name it?
Jingles, that’s what it looks like he is doing when he plays with his nuts.
17. Why did you join the SWS?
Well one day I met this skinny rail thin nerd at work, he hated me, so I took him under my wing to teach him how to be a pimp. I have failed, yet he has become adequate with the ladies. Ranvier is now the prick and I have taught him well. The SWS was an idea bigger than both of us could contain so we released it on to this world and the select few who would join to domination of the weak. SWS 4 Life! Wut! Wut!
18. What are your Favorite Recreational Consumables?
Beer. I try to avoid the big three as much as I can. Whiskey when I’m feeling Frisky!
adequate my ass mofo
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