I have been working like a beaver on your behalf...

As a service to all of the fellow SWS members we have decided to unveil a new rating system.  The system is going to be based on a 1-5 scale.  We will use this to review games, etc.  However, i know im busy and i dont have time to read all of your crappy reviews so we are gonna be doing full game reviews in 25 words or less.

The system to denote our 1 to 5 scale is going to be based on Inu's as shown below.  We feel that this will help all of our clan members determine which games you should be buying, and which ones you should be avoiding.  Until now i know you have all used the "if the high council has it, i better buy it" method, which was serviceable, but this should be better.

The Rating System

1 Inu - This Inu is bad.  It eats baby birds out of trees, craps in you shoes, and scares any potential female friends away with its ferocious demeanor.

2 Inu's - This Inu has been taken to obidience training, but failed.  The dog tried hard, but just never got any of the tricks right.

3 Inu's - An average loveable Inu, sure its not gonna win any awards, but it is a faithful companion

4 Inu's - This Inu is special, he knows all of his tricks, everyone loves him, and he sits by your side every time you come back from the bar... alone.

5 Inu's - This is Inu is legendary.  He is a dog among puppies.  One day there will be movies made about how awesome he is.  He gets your beer for you when you get home and never fails to get you atleast 3 phone numbers every time you take him for a walk.  Oh and he growls as the fatties approach(unless your into that kind of thing).

Im not sure where the dog pictured above would rank on that scale, he is pretty bitchin.  I thank RageInu for unknowingly donating the picture to our new sws rating system.