"I'm from Las Vegas and I say kill'em all!" Duke Nukem Forever Backlog Review

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1 penny, 2 penny, 3 penny, 4 pennies AH hahha!

After seeing the new trailer I thought I'd ask the SWS what they are looking forward to in 2012 for gaming. Once again the gaming industry is trying to crush my wallet with a new wave of games that "look" like another epic year for sequels and new flavor in the form of reboots.

Scooter will gets ya rollin'!

ELITE Clan XP

Ok first of all on our message board there were some people that wanted to join our little brotherhood.  How cool is that.  The word is getting out yo!  Sure some of you may say they picked us at random but I like to look at the glass half full so shut it.

Now the heart of this post is that we can now to clan challenges via elite.  It looks like they will all be for a specific period of time and we can get xp and a badge for being in a certain percentile of the clans competing.  We have to sign up before the start time of an event and then play.  Check out the website, but the first one looks like a domination challenge, most points captured by a clan in a 3 hour block friday evening wins.  These could be fun to do if the scheduling ever worked out.  In the comments say what you want me to do, either sign up for everything or we can just pick ones that work for our playing times and go nuts.  You might be able to sign the clan up to, but im not sure.  Playing domination and all of us running around capturing points would be a nice change of pace.  Anyway see you fools online.

It's Mardi Gras b*tches! Fat Tuesday, Yay!

I am the ambassador to all things phat and fat, I think this would be a great night for a little debauchery and drinking. If you're interested in joining hop on the series of tubes tonight and join me. Lent is the best time of the year; when I can actually persuade my wife that Long John Silver's is a great idea for dinner cuz' it's fish and stuff...and so f*cking delicious. This is the only time she allows me to eat it also. So Sad. But, Platter of batter so Good.

Word of the Quarter!!

Lipstick Scaries- is a term used for people who just down right scare YOU!!

Have you ever been minding your own business just trying to have some fun killing some fellow players and BAM!! Some douche bag and his large clan hop online and proceed to thrash your Arse!! These people are called Lipstick scaries. You think they are going to kiss you and make you feel good, But NO, they just want to make you feel bad and want you DEAD, boo!!

As my plastic colored button guitar gently weeps...

Can it be true?
Is rock dead?
No more music for my guitar shaped controller to rock out to and feel like a rock god!?

Game(s) of the Year

Well ladies and gentleman we had quite the year for video games didnt we?  Im not sure we will ever see a year quite like this again and I know that it might be a minute or two before I can spend as much money on those green dvd cases again.  I have listed a few of the top tier titles after the break.

Bikini Waxing Poetic

I have no idea how this popped up in my head (that's what she said), but I composed a haiku about the SWS. Here goes nothing:

O! the sh*t we suck
When we all game together
SWS

Alternatively:

O! the sh*t we suck
When we are circle jerking
SWS

They're here girls and these bitches are SICKENING!!

Need I say more?!?! I know all of you have been waiting in excruciating anticipation like I have,
so I decided to do a weekly update on the new Fierce 13 of RuPaul's Drag Race Season 4.

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I know you bitches have been shivering with excruciating antici.......................................................pation! So I decided to do a weekly update about the new Fierce 13!!! No need to thank me.