Spirit of the Eagle...Heart of the Muskrat...Rancid Ass of the Skunk

For future undisclosed reasons, we will now take a journey into the beyond, beyond the beyond. I will need you to close your eyes, release your inner spirit and grab your balls*. (*The balls part is completely optional and come to think of it that all sounded a little...yeah, well moving on.) Sit upon your bed cross legged. Look deep into your soul feel the earth move around the sun, the wind blow from your window fan and the sheets you should have washed last week beneath you. Now search yourself, no, no, don't touch yourself, you need to find your spirit animal. The creature inside you that signifies your spirit, your soul, and your power. May it be real or mythical, eagle or unicorn, your choice. Choice wisely. If you do not chose, your animal will be chosen for you, to the best of the High Council's ability.