The spirit within will prevail...

Nearing the end of the roll call for your spirits we now are set to explore the other side of the universe.

Regenfall-Flying Monkey

Ranvier-Wolf

RageInu-Snake

Psia-Raven

DJ HENDO-Satyr

Karma-Dragon

Play doh- The Domestic Cat
CitySlkrMlLiqr- Phoenix

and

Bubbles...with the Dung Beetle, who is Bubbles?

A Portrait of Warriors!

They say that legends never die. And in art, many great warriors of the past have been immortalized, so that generation after generation may look upon their mighty conquests with awe. Is it not fitting, then, that the High Council of the SWS should likewise be commemorated in our hallowed blog with a portrait?

I present to you the first (hopefully of many) "portrait" of our Warriors.

"The High Council of the SWS"

Do you need to go in the timeout corner?

It was determined last night in the lobby that the due punishment for intentional team killing coughSambscough and excessive sucking was to be put in the Time Out Corner.

On a brighter note, a new Padawan has set his sights on joining our flock! We had much fun killing folk alongside Dustin Castle, who hopefully will one day earn the capital [SWS] clan tag.

Spirit of the Eagle...Heart of the Muskrat...Rancid Ass of the Skunk

For future undisclosed reasons, we will now take a journey into the beyond, beyond the beyond. I will need you to close your eyes, release your inner spirit and grab your balls*. (*The balls part is completely optional and come to think of it that all sounded a little...yeah, well moving on.) Sit upon your bed cross legged. Look deep into your soul feel the earth move around the sun, the wind blow from your window fan and the sheets you should have washed last week beneath you. Now search yourself, no, no, don't touch yourself, you need to find your spirit animal. The creature inside you that signifies your spirit, your soul, and your power. May it be real or mythical, eagle or unicorn, your choice. Choice wisely. If you do not chose, your animal will be chosen for you, to the best of the High Council's ability.

I hope you do understand the gravity of this request

For the first time in a long time, the SWS moved on together into a new game last night.  4 of our members moved over to red dead and, of course, decimated all.  I hope to see more of you moving on to new games in the future, but don't worry MW2 will still consume most of our time.

Also, Regenfall and I are going to begin renting co-op games, right now army of two:40th day, and lost planet 2 are on the list.  We are willing to take other suggestions.  If anyone would want to join in let us know.

Also, the Iowa chapter is considering attending the Indiana SWS meeting in August. Dont get your hopes up, but the founding fathers are discussing the possibility of going.  However, we all have jobs and wives and stuff, so you know how that goes.

Below you will find a picture of Regenfall, face down in the gutter from a typical Monday night filled with drunken debauchery.  RageInu and I are also seen in the picture, trying to decide if we should help him, or draw inappropriate pictures on his back.

xEATIN PLAY DOH doing his job!!

Though it was a night full of camping noob tubers, some were douchebags others were cool. I decided to break out my camera and caught xEATiN PLAY DOH doing his job and bitch slapping the opposition. Login on tonight and you just might catch the samething happening!

The Offical Indiana Invite

Being that this is my first post on the greatest Blogspot in the world, I would like to take this time to invite the members of the SWS to the 1st ever Indiana Chapter SWS Noobin weekend. Hosted by DJ HENDO and XEatin Play Doh! Please join us for Herbal Brownies and Dank Brews. Must be 21 or over, sorry but I could loss my job. For those traveling from outside of Indiana you are more than welcome to join us and we do have semen free couches to crash on. Friday August 27th and Saturday 28th. Bring you golf clubs if you like that!

Special guest will be in attendence, only those who are truly members of the SWS know this person. Will be announced on Friday August 13th. Look forward to seeing anyone who can make this event.

Kinect

The monkey's out of the bottle now!

Due to popular demand we have decided to expand the list of authors on this fine blog.  After I got my nuts ripped off last night it only seems fair to give you whiny little bitches what you want.  If you have been selected you will receive an email notifying you of your new role, and of course a complementary gift basket!   The only way to decide who could author this blog was for Regenfall and I to set up specific guidelines.  We have worked hard to produce a website that is not only full of quality posts, but of integrity as well.  The guidelines are as follows:

1. Must be 20 years of age.  This is to ensure that you have some fairly high level writing experience.  Also this is a mature site, if u aren't over 18 you shouldn't be here.  SHAME!

We do not want to have a blog full of spelin and grmatical; errars?  It makes us look classless and unsophisticated.  Also we wanted to find a way to make sure that Crooky cant be an author.  Expect the age limit to increase annually, the day before his birthday.

2. You must be awesome.  Enough said.(Rage this one was close)

3. You must have only limited social engagements.  This blog is demanding, as an author you should be posting regularly and we cant have you out and about getting drunk or attempting to get laid. (Rage you gained points lost in the "awesome" category back here)

Secondly, last night I stated that the two most bad ass members of this clan are considering playing other games more than modern warfare(gasp!).  Due to your reaction which I can only liken to a 16 year old girl getting dumped by the dangerous and yet sensitive boy at her school, we will give MW2 plenty of our time.  Its ok. I really do love all of you too.

Lastly, we are now sponsored by a new and upcoming product, Hendo's Do Do's.  The following ad will be placed alongside our longtime sponsor RagInu Tampons ad on the right side of this blog.

NOTE: It has been decided that when leaving a lobby that contains more than one member of the SWS, the party leader will proclaim proudly SWS dessemble! That way everyone will be jealous of how cool we are.

WUT WUT!

Kimmy called me a geek-burger.

How are we to remain Gangster?

If we who read this blog do not take the necessary time to comment and confer their opinions to the rest of the group. The authors of this blog take valuable time posting these fucking hilarious articles for you, that could have been spent pwning n00bs. I understand you all have a busy schedule of watching Full House reruns and jerking off. I plead now you turn off the the Tanners and join the the fun. "How Rude!"

SWS IV Life.

SWS out. Wut! Wut!

Is that the weird show with the light thingies?

The SWS was in rare form once again last night. We learned more about our new members, discovered that kids don't know anything about Star Wars, and that when 3/4 of us are drunk, we cant win a game. Oh and that at 2 am a round steak is incredibly delicious. Below are a few pictures from early in our night of conquest.

I would like to dedicate these victories to the return, and advancement of some of our members:
Ryder41
RageInu
berserkerIMD
aadoyle

WUT WUT!

Out of the Clink and Thirsty for Blood: Return of the Doyle

Doyle has proven himself to be an excellent Padawan once again. His slip into the darkside and imprisonment into a world without XBox(for a week) has reopened his eyes to what is pure and true and also produced what I can only categorize as an insatiable appetite for the blood of the wicked. I'm glad to say that he is back on his successful path to becoming a full fledged Jedi and I commend him on his rebirth.

It's not spoiling it, Sandy, it's only making it better...

First of all I would like to say thank you to Psia for supplying the "Bery Berry" fruit smoothies at last nights SWS clan bowling tournament. I think I can speak for all of us when i say they were mega delicious! 

Secondly, I would like to welcome back RageInu! RageInu has spent the last two weeks at a court-ordered government facility and is being released tonight! He would like to invite everyone to a picnic and show tune sing-along at his house next week! We will be singing songs from the hit musical Grease! I hope to see all of you there. 

Lastly, I need to discuss a more serious topic. Over the past few weeks recruitment has gone down and frankly posts to this page are at an all time low. We need to remedy this situation. Remember a clan that doesn't grow together, dies together. How are we ever going to dominate the world if we don't recruit an army of fellow SWS members? .